Matt Woleske TRM done wrong AKA The Chop House

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Matt Woleske TRM done wrong AKA The Chop House is the Light constructed list Matt Woleske posted on DeckTech.[1]

Deck info

Decklist

Character

Device

Weapon

Starship

Location

Effect

Interrupt


Original post

TRM done wrong AKA The Chop House

  • Author: Matt "Ooryl_909" Woleske
  • Published: February 15, 2001
  • Rating: 4.0
  • Description: It slices it dices it even makes julian fries

Strategy

OOP'S I'M STUPID CRUNCHY CHEESE x2 IS FALLEN PORTAL x2

Ahhhhhh where to start? Well almost normal Throne Room Start and the effects usually are Staging Areas and Insurrection and the last effect like usual varies. As you might have noticed for the first time in recorded history I'm trying to use capitalization and punctuation forgive me if I make a mistake its just I'm not used to trying this. Ok since people want me to spell the deck out for them here I go

First Turn you will activate your whopping 2 force and hopefully you will have also gotten a 2/2 2 ability scrub in your hand (can anyone say Mirax she's the GODDESS)in the case you are cool and did you'll pull Homey 1 D Bay and drop her there now next turn you activate 5 force pull a docking bay Rinse, Wash, and Repeat. Now Mid-Game you'll have all your docking bay's and hopefully through Mirax's Text and drawing gotten at least most of your mains out w/ sabers at 1/1 docking bays and will be draining the insanely constantly retrieving this deck can retrieve a maximum of 20 force per game thats huge especially when max you drain them only for 6. But obviously be it on the ground or in space they're gonna give you some sites to drain at you've got your super falcon paired w/ a few other heavy hitters can smack your opponent out of 1-2 systems. While if you play an opponent w/ ground its killer you have nearly eternal smackdown power w/ bacta tank and Ben's revival. I also would've wanted to add another weapon lev and a bith shuffle desperate reach cancel imp barrier and YAB 2 favorite cards against mains. Now near the end you're going to be retrieving merrily while draining your opponent may be hiding in a corner sneaking drains in here and there but nothing fatal. Just retrieve retrieve retrieve. Drain him until he's so drained he can't move and then have someone call your mama to come pick you up cuz you are gonna kill someone and no doubt your mama and his (he called her to rescue him) will be too late and he will die but anyways here are the matchups

BHBM

TRM hates this deck and I've learned that so many times before My playtesting friend Mark plays a BHBM and its up titled ”Slow Poison” it has a favorite quote of ours check it out give it 5's cuz it had a little party in this decks cardiovascular system.

Court

SAC is here for a reason you can sack their scum after they deploy it. Then just when they think they got it made a hit crew comes and visits you can smack em' so hard their mama can't help this stuff works and court is real popular round these parts...but only w/ the scrubs.

MKOS

Look up and you shall see read same as court you most. Don't want to be stuck in Yoda speak I do.

AOTBS

I wanted to build a deck out of this but I just don't know this deck has never played one before although w/ your huge smack power along w/ Sac you can know them out. (tech Alter they're Presence on the First Turn Flipper ones they flip back right away)

TIE's

I @#$%ing hate Ties they just piss me off making them think you don't have any space in your deck is a big plus after they spread out pick a place to really smack em' then stop em' cold w/ super falcon and home 1 boom

HDADTJ

You're near screwed now your. Unless you can knock out they're vader(s) with a mutant OOC that just happens to be the luckyest card you'll ever play if they play a dueler (fortunatly they aren't that popular around here at least. I just dunno how well you'd hold up this decks only 2 losses were against some wierd spaced out deck that killed me cause i'm stupid and a Hunt Down

Thanks for Reading but I'm tired and Typing for half and hour w/ correct capitals and puntuation sucks.

Original card list

As posted on DeckTech
Locations (8) Throne Room CC Platform 327 Yoda's Hut Tat Obi's Hut Tat D Bay Homey 1 D Bay Echo D Bay Endor D Bay Characters (17) LS,JK x2 Leia w/ Blaster x2 (=) shiny) Chewie w/ Blaster (Shiny too) Tawass (all shiny too) Mirax Obi w/ Saber x2 Ben Corran Owen and Beru Lando w/ Booyah (I love that word) ax Orrie Cap'n Han w/ Pistol Melas Ships (3) Super Duper Falcon R2 in Red 5 Homey 1 Weapons (4) Merc Armor (and now for the chopping part drumroll) Obi's Saber Luke's Saber Ani's Saber (Bam I'm kickin it up a notch) Interrupts (22) Crunchy Cheese x2 Clash x2 Weapon Lev Throw me Another Charge x2 Off the Edge x2 On the Edge x2 Run Luke Run Armed and Dangerous (Am I or what?) Control/Tunnel Vision Heading For The Boat OOC/TT Alter Alter/Collateral Sense/Uncertain Sense x2 I Know (do you?) Effects (6) YISUwell HotJ Insurrection Staging Areas Aim High Bacta Tank


See also

Sources

References

  1. ↑ TRM done wrong AKA The Chop House, DeckTech (Matt "Ooryl_909" Woleske, 15 February 2001). Preservation copies: Stephen Skilton; GitHub Pages; Wayback Machine.
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