Johan van der Meer Hand on the Pump

Johan van der Meer Hand on the Pump is the Light constructed list Johan van der Meer posted on DeckTech.

Deck info

• Player: Johan van der Meer
• Published: 26 April 2000 (DeckTech)
• Published title: Hand on the Pump
• Format: Premiere - Endor
• Side: Light
• Starting Card: You Can Either Profit By This...
• Starting Effect: Wise Advice
• GEMP Importable deck: Download (omits Grapple card: not in GEMP)
• Strategy: Use the song 'Hand on the Pump' by Cypress Hill to accompany your beatings that you deliver to your opponent This is just a lot of fun to play

Decklist

Objective 1x You Can Either Profit By This... Character 1x Han Solo 2x Ben Kenobi 1x Obi-Wan With Lightsaber 3x Master Luke 2x Leia With Blaster Rifle 1x Han With Heavy Blaster Pistol 1x Threepio 1x Melas 1x Chewie With Blaster Rifle 1x Lando With Blaster Pistol 1x Momaw Nadon 1x Orrimaarko 1x Tawss Khaa Weapon 1x Obi-Wan's Lightsaber 1x Anakin's Lightsaber Starship 1x Millennium Falcon

Location 1x Tatooine: Jabba's Palace 1x Jabba's Palace: Audience Chamber 1x Dagobah: Yoda's Hut 1x Rendezvous Point 1x Tatooine: Obi-Wan's Hut 2x Tatooine: Cantina 2x Tatooine: Mos Eisley Effect 1x Wise Advice 2x Beggar 1x Scramble 1x Draw Their Fire 1x Bacta Tank 1x Order To Engage 1x Battle Plan Interrupt 2x The Signal 2x Don't Forget The Droids 1x Transmission Terminated 1x Gift Of The Mentor 2x Shocking Information 1x Surprise Assault 1x Tunnel Vision 1x Were You Looking For Me? 2x Clash Of Sabers 1x Sorry About The Mess 1x Someone Who Loves You 1x Slight Weapons Malfunction 2x Nabrun Leids 1x Skywalkers 1x Weapon Levitation 1x Glancing Blow

The post also lists 2x Grapple card, which matches no known card; it is shown as posted and counted in the published total.

Original post

Hand on the Pump

• Author: Johan "Johan" van der Meer
• Published: April 26, 2000
• Rating: 4.0
• Description: Use the song 'Hand on the Pump' by Cypress Hill to accompany your beatings that you deliver to your opponent This is just a lot of fun to play

Strategy

Strategy

Somehow I keep coming up with decks that are easy to play and require not a lot of strategy ). Use your characters to crush your opponent and after you release Han do the cantina shuffle to maximize damage Yeeh, let me see what else can I tell you about this deck, ah yes Threepio is the man in the deck Low deploy (see objective), great forfeit, great gametext and well it is just cool to see Chewie repair Threepio over and over again using another cool card Were you looking for me?

Be careful with Han, stick him along with Ben at interior sites if you expect beatdown or trample stuff Although drain potential is very limited, the damage that you can cause with the objective is amazing.

Most of the interrupts speak for themselves, although some more Anti HDADTJ maybe required.

If people start with aliens, just beat them down Free master Luke along with one other character can easily be accomplished in the first turn

Against ops start battle plan

Original card list

As posted on DeckTech

Starting (6) You can either profit by this... Jabba's palace Audience chamber Han Solo (a shiny one that is) Wise advice The signal Locations (7) Yoda's hut Rendezvous point Obi's hut Cantina x2 Mos eisley x2 Characters (16) Ben x2 EPP Ben Master Luke x3 EPP Leia x2 EPP Han Threepio Melas ECC Chewie ECC Lando Momaw nadon Orrimaarko Tawss Khaa Starships (1) Millenium falcon Weapons (2) Obi's lightsaber Ani's lightsaber Interrupts (19) Don't forget the droids x2 Transmission terminated Gift of the mentor Shocking info x2 Surprise assault Tunnel vision Were you looking for me? Clash of sabers x2 Sorry about the mess Someone who loves you Slight weapons malfunction Nabrun leids x2 Skywalkers Weapon levitation The signal Glancing blow Effects (9) Beggar x2 Scramble Draw their fire Bacta tank Order to engage Battle plan Grapple card x2

See also

• Johan van der Meer
• DeckTech decks
• Decklists
• Premiere - Endor

Sources

• Hand on the Pump, decktech.net
• Hand on the Pump, stephenskilton.com
• Hand on the Pump (GitHub Pages)
• Hand on the Pump (Wayback of decktech.net)