Brian Hunter DS

Brian Hunter DS is the Dark constructed list Brian Hunter posted on DeckTech. The published title is not used as the page title; it appears in the original post below.

Deck info

• Player: Brian Hunter
• Published: 29 July 2001 (DeckTech)
• Format: Premiere - Tatooine
• Side: Dark
• Starting Card: Carbon Chamber Testing
• GEMP Importable deck: Download (omits Hunter's Obsession: not in GEMP)
• Strategy: Brian hunter asked me to post this deck for him, something about his obsession with the amish and oompa loompas or sumthin i dunno.

Decklist

Objective 1x Carbon Chamber Testing Character 1x Aqualish 1x Pote Snitkin 1x Ugloste 12x Ugnaught 1x Watto 1x Yuzzum Device 1x Binders 1x Carbonite Chamber Console Weapon 1x Dark Jedi Lightsaber 1x Gaderffii Stick

Location 1x Cloud City: Carbonite Chamber 1x Cloud City: East Platform (Docking Bay) 1x Cloud City: Security Tower 1x Jabba's Palace: Audience Chamber 1x Tatooine: Docking Bay 94 Effect 1x A Day Long Remembered 1x All Wrapped Up 1x Breached Defenses 3x Carbon-Freezing 1x Closed Door 1x I Had No Choice 1x Meteor Impact? 1x Mournful Roar 1x No Escape 1x Pinned Down 1x Security Precautions 1x Shot In The Dark 1x Silence Is Golden 1x Sudden Impact 1x Tentacle 1x There'll Be Hell To Pay 1x Watto's Box 1x You Want This, Don't You? Interrupt 1x Always Thinking With Your Stomach 1x Any Methods Necessary 1x Charming To The Last 1x Go For Help! 1x Hutt Smooch 1x Moment Of Triumph 1x Overwhelmed 1x Physical Choke 1x Prepare The Chamber 1x Surprise 1x They're Coming In Too Fast! 1x Unexpected Interruption

The post also lists 1x Hunter's Obsession, which matches no known card; it is shown as posted and counted in the published total.

Original post

Raping An Amish Oompa Loompa Done RIGHT

• Author: TJ "Techmaster" Holman
• Published: July 29, 2001
• Rating: 4.5
• Description: Brian hunter asked me to post this deck for him, something about his obsession with the amish and oompa loompas or sumthin i dunno.

Strategy

I dont really no how to play the deck, ive never raped an amish oompa loompa so pleeze direct your questions to brian hunter.

Techmaster

Original card list

As posted on DeckTech

Brian says that this is the proper way to date rape an amish oompa loompa so if thats your bag these are some of the key tips to know if no particular order, just practice with the deck first. The oompa loompas live here (5) Cloud City Carbonite Chamber Cloud City East Platform (Docking Bay) Cloud City Security Tower Jabba's Palace Audience Chamber Tatooine Docking Bay 94 Characters (17) The oompa loompas and their hybrid friends Aqualish Pote Snitkin Ugloste Ugnaught x12 Watto Yuzzum Interrupts (13) Always Thinking With Your Stomach (or in this carse, your coc_k) Any Methods Necessary (catch phrase of most rapists) Charming To The Last (just think this when the oompa loompa is still crying) Go For Help (DONT EVEN TRY TRICK) Hutt Smooch (aka the rusty trombone) Moment Of Triumph (when the job is done) Overwhelmed (dont take much, but brian insists you need this) Physical Choke (hunter said this helps keep the oompa man in line) Prepare The Chamber (this is some obscure reference to your pants i think) Surprise (IM GONNA RAPE YOUR AMISH A_SS) They're Coming In Too Fast (self explanitory) Unexpected Interruption (clock that bitc_h as_s oompa loompa with a bat and make your move) Hunter's Obsession- raping amish oompa loompas of course Effects (20) A Day Long Remembered (as is with every day of oompa rape) All Wrapped Up (just so the victim can't move) Breached Defenses (get them lil man pants off) Carbon-Freezing x3 (this is the hot tech) Closed Door (BEAAATCH DONT EVEN TRY TO RUN) I Had No Choice ("HE SAID HE LOVED ME") Meteor Impact? (naw hoe, that was just ma ballz) Mournful Roar (Hunter said this is the only time he feels bad about what he did) No Escape (you aint gettin away from it) Pinned Down (need i say more) Security Precautions (ya jimmy hat) Shot In The Dark (hey, im not the only one here thats missed target on the first try) Silence Is Golden (tape that oompa loompas mouth up for added safety) Sudden Impact (the balls deep manuver) Tentacle (hunter said his cack looked like the pic on the card) There'll Be Hell To Pay (only if that loomp talks) Watto's Box (hey, its the box) You Want This, Don't You? (ya i see it in your eyez) Weapons (2) Dark Jedi Lightsaber (wouldnt be complete without a lil sodomy) Gaderffii Stick (CLUB THAT HOE BEFORE YA RAPE THAT OOMPA LOOMPA SON) Devices (2) Binders (protection from flailing arms) Carbonite Chamber Console (i dunno) Unknown Type Carbon Chamber Testing/My Favorite Decoration

See also

• Brian Hunter
• DeckTech decks
• Decklists
• Premiere - Tatooine

Sources

• DeckTech post 17916, decktech.net
• DeckTech post 17916, stephenskilton.com
• DeckTech post 17916 (GitHub Pages)