Swcironecg Mianda, Disco Club Bouncer (TTO)
swcironecg Mianda, Disco Club Bouncer (TTO) is a Dark constructed list published on Game Players Network.
Deck info
- Player: swcironecg
- Published: 2 April 2003 (Game Players Network)
- GPN category: Standard
- Format: Premiere - Theed Palace
- Side: Dark
- Starting Card: Endor Operations
- Strategy: Endor Operations
- GEMP Importable deck: Download
Introduction
The grooviest thing since 8-tracks...
Decklist
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Objective Character
Weapon Starship |
Location
Effect
Interrupt
Admiral's Order Epic Event |
Strategy
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
The big cheese of all that went down in the universe, the Emperor, decided that his crew needed a happenin' place to shake their groove thing. He decided to send Jerjerrod to Endor to build the best Disco Club in the galaxy, because that looked like a good place to put an Imperial Outpost. Jerjerrod started construction on the Club, and even when Darth Vader, Dark Lord of Disco, came to inspect his work, Jerjerrod kept his cool and said that things would be Operational As Planned. But Jerjerrod knew that even once the Club was fully operational, he would need some good bouncers to keep out those "scrub" fighters. He hired the best of the best, Mianda and Hebsly. No matter how far those rebel fighters pushed themselves into the Club, Mianda always caught up with them. He pulled a Desperate Counter, slowing down those fighters, making them slam into walls, and tearing them up with his TIE Cannons.
Now Jerjerrod knew that to make the best use of the Club he would move it to any happenin' place that his opponents made available to him. This way he didn't have to waste his own time finding somewhere to go. But if he was going to crash somebody else's party, then he was going to need some serious muscle. So hired Fel's Sabers to do his dirty work. No matter how quick those rebel fighters were, they could't shake the bloody Baron and his crew.
The Sabers were the best. The Baron himself was really tough, but he trained his crew good. Phennir could hold his own in a fight, and made sure that his squad mates were well protected in battle by bringing some more fighters in. The guy in the third ship, the one they call "Fel's Wrath," wasn't the toughest, but his fee wasn't that big and sometimes he was the first into battle. The guy the forth ship was a decent pilot, but better yet he was good at getting supplies where the needed to be, and always managed to get the rest of his crew's fighter ready for action.
Jerjerrod knew that the Sabers were good, but he felt he needed more muscle. Just to be safe, he hired the Onyx crew. They cost a pretty penny, but were worth it. When they fought together nothing could stand in their way. While the number two guy, Yorr, wasn't too much good on his own, the leader, Jendon, could fight alone just as good as any of the Sabers could.
While Jerjerrod was concerned with making things secure in the sky, the Dark Lord of Disco was busy on the ground. With his body guard, Boba Fett, he was able to lay waste to Luke and crew with relative ease. But because he was so expensive to keep around, when ever the fight got alittle rough Fett was the first to go. Xizor, the Dark Prince of Diso, was also causing some chaos for Luke and crew. With his fine lady Guri, he was more dangerous than the Bee Gees on Helium. Even when the battle got rough, the duo's mad Disco moves left Luke and crew in awe, and they couldn't draw more than one battle destiny. This made sure that Xizor and his lady would be Stayin' Alive.
Of course, the cool cat that thought up this whole scheme was no fool. He made sure that his deck was stacked with some high destiny interrupts. Every time he busted on out, he made sure to count the number of cards in his deck so that the next time there was a battle he could draw that high destiny card with ease. The counting was simple, because most of the interrupts let you search through your deck, so I he was sly enough he could count all the cards as he flipped through them.
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See also
Sources
- Mianda, Disco Club Bouncer (TTO) (Wayback, 20051102154456)
- GPN Star Wars Decks page 30 (Wayback, 20050430203312)