Yannick Lapointe World Day 2 by the Loser Himself (tournament report)

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Yannick Lapointe World Day 2 by the Loser Himself (tournament report) is the tournament report Yannick Lapointe posted on DeckTech on 10 October 2000 about 2000 Decipher World Championship.[1] Yannick Lapointe, pre-qualified for Day 2 of the 2000 Decipher World Championship, went 6–2 with Bring Him Before Me ("The MACHINE") and Mind What You Have Learned ("The MACHINE KILLA") and finished 4th to reach Day 3.

Report info

Games

Games as the author describes them; margins are as stated in the report.

Round Opponent Author's deck Opponent's deck Result Margin
Day 2 G1 Martin Falke Dark The MACHINE (BHBM) HB a la Falke Win (Falke rating 2015) +23
Day 2 G2 Zach Stenerson Light The MACHINE KILLA (MWYHL) Ralltiir Win (Stenerson rating 1963) +27
Day 2 G3 Gary Carman Dark The MACHINE (BHBM) Fake HB with huge activation and beatdown crew Win (Carman rating 2062) +6
Day 2 G4 Brian Rippetoe Light The MACHINE KILLA (MWYHL) Ice Plains + Defensive Perimeter start with SAC Win (Rippetoe rating 1964) +15
Day 2 G5 Raphael Asselin Light The MACHINE KILLA (MWYHL) The MACHINE (BHBM) Win (margin "by ?"; Asselin played the same pair of decks) —
Day 2 G6 Raphael Asselin Dark The MACHINE (BHBM) The MACHINE KILLA (MWYHL) Loss (margin "by ?") —
Day 2 G7 Brian Rippetoe Dark The MACHINE (BHBM) Throne Room mains with SAC Loss ("by 6 or something like that"; lost a long SAC war) −6
Day 2 G8 Chris Terwilliger Light The MACHINE KILLA (MWYHL) BHBM a la Hunt Down with SAC Win +6

Other results named in the report

Original report

world-day-2-by-the-loser-himself

  • Author: Yannick "Crusher" Lapointe
  • Published: Oct 10, 2000
hummmm! where to start? The day before iam suppose to playtest and leave to Orlando at 7:00 am but iam want to relax so i decide to play The MACHINE bhbm deck that cannot lose( except if your not lucky and lose a HUGE sac war) and for light side i play my the MACHINE KILLA my mwyhl with twist to totally crush bhbm, raltir and hunt down. At 2:00am the phone ring it is my flight, its cancel and i have to leave at 1:30, she most think iam crazy because i make her repeat 5 time (hey! its 2 in the morning and i was tired ). The flight was fast 4 hour and nothing go wrong. So i arrive at d-con and the first think i see is the decipher cam that was filming me. I met a few of my 99 friend like Koen Mejissen, Marten Loghe and Martin Akesson we play a few game with my ebo with BIG TWIST deck and we go eat. DAY 1: i heard a lot of people talking about my ebo deck, WHAT THE F*CK i just played 2 game with it and every body knows it? lucky for me i wasnt going to play this deck:) At the end of the day iam really glad that Dominic and Raphael did it(i was sure they will) but my 2 other friend got screw Joe was 2-2 and check the drop case:( so he cannot play and Martin Paquette was 4-0 and go DQ because he wrote 1 AFA insteed of 4:( DAY 2 the real day world championship day 1:i got 7 hour of sleep so that really great since every person who qualified from day 1 got around 2 hour of sleep:( game 1 The MACHINE vs Martin Falke( 2015 ) HB a la Falke I was really lucky with the matchup and upset to play Martin first round( since i think he is one of the best player in the world ) i put pressure on him early by deploying emp. Papatine first turn 2 turn janus and vader + saber at d*2:db with papatine them move them at <>db at turn 4 i was draining for 6 and him for 1 and he was losing from s&d and i occupied my 3 battleground win by 23 game 2 The MACHINE KILLA vs Zach Stenerson( 1963 ) Raltir I love to play against raltir easy game most of the time on turn 5 he was dead i got no card in lost pile retrieve with on the edge, hje lost 12 card to AFA and 10 to uncontrollable fury and i took control of space with super falcon. win by 27 game 3 The MACHINE vs Gary Carman (2062) fake hb with huge activation and beetdown crew I was also lucky to play my ds against him, since he was packing a lot of stuff to counter my ls deck. we battle here and there i battle damage him for 9 card and drain him out a really close game win by 6 game 4 The MACHINE KILLA vs Brian Rippetoe (1964) ice plain + defensive perimeter start with sac my start against him was do or do not + wise advise + battle plan, no surprise that he trow all is sac in the lost pile:) i was draining for 3?(i never won by draining with this deck) and AFA did 12 damage win by 15 game 5 The MACHINE KILLA vs The MACHINE Raphael Asselin(1858) he is not lucky i got the MACHINE KILLA AND HE GOT THE MACHINE so i won by ? game 6 The MACHINE vs The MACHINE KILLA Raphael Asselin(1858) We are playing the same deck and i got the MACHINE and him the MACHINE KILLA he won by ? so right now iam 5-1 and i only have to won another game to make it game 7 The MACHINE vs Brian Rippetoe TRM with sac i was in control of the game until he deploy a lot of ship to kessel and we begin a sac war i got 6 and him ? i dont even remember what was the card i try to sense so i sense he alter i sense he alter i sense he sense i alter he sense i alter he sense i alter and.........he sense WHAT THE F*CK so he have to try a few of is sense with leia ( i told myself he is going to mist since he got a lot of huge destiny...but no he succed and i have to lose 6 card in one big sac war and all of his card go to used pile so at this point he is in control of the game since i dont want to play inteerupt anymore since i only have 4 sac left and he got a lot i lose by 6 or something like that:( now iam 5-2 and i tought at this time that if i lose my last match i wont be in:( game 8 The MACHINE KILLA vs Chris Terwilliger BHBM a la Hunt down with sac drain of 2 location.....the usual he is in control of the game since turn one after 6 turn i got like 15 card in my lost pile and he got 2...this game those not look good at all for me:( but AFA do the 12 damage i need and i got kill lord ( i hate uncontrolable fury )vader and i start draining with jedi luke with is stick and make a few battle with first strike + narrow escape and he deploy vader( i love uncontrolable fury) premiere so i deploy uncontrolable fury and win by 6 won that was my best game of the day and finish 6-2 in 4 place after the touney we go at dennys THAT THE LAST TIME I GO TO THIS F*UCKING PIECE OF CRAP THEY CALL A RESTAURANT wath the f*ck was that @#$% anyway i never saw a waitress that dumb i was ordering first and we are 7 at the table she ask me what i want and i order some bad @#$% and when i said iam done she leave and dont take order for my friend? wath a stupid b!tch when she come back... Fat b!tch: here is your milkshake me:can you take order for my friend Fat b!tch:what there other people(remember she always have a stupid look on her face) me:yes if you look around me there is 6 other people stupid b!tch: ho i tought you were talking about the other table me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! b!tch:You also want milkshake me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! me: NOOOOO!!!! they want to order other stuff B!tch: ok 1 hour later she bring or stuff except mine me:can i have want i order b!tch:want did you order? me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! me: what! are you dumd or just stupid i want the plate there that is mine but you didnt bring it after she bring my plate me: thank salope! ( salope is a french word that sound like alot but mean a @#$%) b!tch: your welcome me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! so we eat leave the place in a big mess and leave 1 cent(canadian:) for tip i going to put my deck and part 2 tomorow props: All my old friend and new one. I just hope i wont forget anybody -Martin Akesson, Marten Loghe, Jesper Larson, Koen Mejissen, Clint Hays, Gabe Alonso, Jeremy Lamere, Bastian Winkelhaus, Martin Falke, Gary Carman Michael Jozem( iam now in is fan club:), Markust West, Alex Tennet, Bruce Savin, Derek Hawswoth(sorry man, i know i just kill your name), Charles Hickey, Tj Holman, Paul Feldman, Hays Hunter and many more -For Raphael and Dominic for making it into top 12 -the guy who bought my 12 outer rim scout for 100$ i came with 0$ in my pocket and leave with 45$ -My girlfriend for being there and giving me her luck -FUNG the God of luck -Shannon Baksa and Michelle for being there slops: -DENNY’S THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER -Alex Klamrodt for scrubbing out -Joe, Martin Paquette and all other for getting DQ -AND THE BIGGEST SLOP EVER TO THE FAT UGLY STUPID @#$% AT DENNY...she deserve to get shot into the head

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References

  1. ↑ world-day-2-by-the-loser-himself, DeckTech (Yannick "Crusher" Lapointe, 10 October 2000). Preservation copy: GitHub Pages.
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