Yannick Lapointe 2001 Montreal DPC report (tournament report)
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Yannick Lapointe 2001 Montreal DPC report (tournament report) is the tournament report Yannick Lapointe posted on DeckTech on 20 August 2001 about 2001 Montreal DPC.[1] It was posted as DPC Montreal Sex Drug and Peel Pub; that title is not used as the page title. Yannick Lapointe won the 2001 Montreal DPC with a Senate deck and Podprofit, going 6–2 in the Swiss to qualify 4th, beating Chris Gogolen in the semifinal and Jonny Chu in a split two-game final.
Report info
- Author: Yannick Lapointe (byline: Yannick "Crusher" Lapointe)
- Published: 20 August 2001 (DeckTech)
- Report title: DPC Montreal Sex Drug and Peel Pub
- Event: 2001 Montreal DPC
- Event date: 18 August 2001
- Site: Montréal
- Finish: 1st
- Record: 8–3
- Dark deck: Senator and Maul deck with late podrace
- Light deck: Podprofit (Profit with podracing)
Games
Games as the author describes them; margins are as stated in the report.
| Round | Opponent | Author's deck | Opponent's deck | Result | Margin |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | — | Light Podprofit | Hunt Down racing | Win (opponent given as 'Serge or Francois Lizotte (dont remember wich one, sorry)'; 'WIN by 14? we didnt even finish the race') | +14 |
| 2 | Mike Lane | Dark Senator | Dagobah test to 5 | Win (Lane is 'a Magic player who play SW for fun', playing Dominic's test deck) | +24 |
| 3 | Martin Paquette | Dark Senator | Watch your Houle, beat down | Win (margin given as '?') | — |
| 4 | Clint Hays | Light Podprofit | Brangus porn star | Win | +7 |
| 5 | Raphael Asselin | Dark Senator | TIGT mains and beat | Win (report says 'Raphael'; 'WIN by a few') | — |
| 6 | Chris Gogolen | Light Podprofit | Endor TIE | Loss | −2 |
| 7 | Alex Klammrodt | Dark Senator | QMC | Win (report spells 'Alex Klamrodt') | +28 |
| 8 | Raphael Asselin | Light Podprofit | BHBM | Loss (report says 'Raphael'; 'i lose by 8') | −8 |
| Semifinal | Chris Gogolen | Dark Senator | — | Win (Gogolen chose Light; 'WIN by who care iam in the final') | — |
| Final G1 | Jonny Chu | Dark Senator | Watch Your Step | Loss (report calls Chu 'The Yellow Menace') | −13 |
| Final G2 | Jonny Chu | Light Podprofit | Brangus porn star | Win ('WIN by 15 with 17 cards in hand') | +15 |
Other results named in the report
- 2nd: Jonny Chu
- 3rd–4th: Chris Gogolen
- 3rd–4th: Raphael Asselin
Original report
dpc-montreal-sex-drug-and-peel-pub
- Author: Yannick "Crusher" Lapointe
- Published: Aug 20, 2001
for once i have playtested before the tourney ( very rare ), but my decks keep losing to Raphael and Dominic. I really want to play senator for ds, i love the objective and the helper cards for the deck are really good, but i always miss damage for the late game and lose by few, so i decide to had podrace late game( very easy to set up with lott dot and vote now ) and i start to win a few by a few.
I don’t like my LS RST control and decide to built a new deck, Profit and i remember reading stuff about Martin Akesson using podprofit and doing well, i dont have deck list with me so i built my version with only the start in mind. I play 1 game with ls and win, so i decide to play it, at this point iam tired of playing star wars and decide i will not play friday to relax and be mentally ready for saturday.
People start arriving from the US and a bunch of them come to my house to do stuff 3am and iam alone, i decide to go to sleep.
MY decks: DS = senator & maul deck with alot of good stuff against popular deck and late podrace for the 22 force swing
SATURDAY: DPC Montréal AKA not enough people what the f-uck, there was more US guys then Québec :( I talk with friend and the tourney start.
GAME 1: LS podprofit vs Serge or Francois Lizotte( dont remember wich one, sorry) Hunt down racing
I start with goo nee tay to slow him a little. I have nothing to cancel visage and it is better this way, because the more damage you deal early the most chance profit have to win. i flip early and the damage start eating him alive
WIN by 14? we didnt even finish the race
GAME 2: DS senator vs Mike Lane Dagobah test to 5
This sux gosses, because Mike is a Magic player who play SW for fun and he is playing Dominic test deck ( this deck is really, but really hard to play and he never play with it)
a start dealing damage fast and he lose trainning area. losing the training area = game, because the deck now become more slower then a turtle, its now as fast as a rock.
WIN by 24
GAME 3:DS vs Martin Paquette Watch your Houle, beat down
i know perfectly what this deck is capable of, but he dont know what my deck can do and he lose
WIN by ?
GAME 4:LS vs Clint Hays Brangus porn star
he is inserting like crazy, lose 25 cards with 3720 to 1 and 12 with perfect sabbac, but beside that he is dealling 0 damage. After i track a perfect sabbac and he cannot get is insert back with the porn star, i win since he dont deal damage and iam playing profit
EDITOR NOTE #1: for people who dont know profit deal alot of damage :)
WIN by 7
GAME 5:DS vs Raphael TIGT mains and beat
in playtesting it was 50%, so i hope to get a good hand and i do get one. :) i battle damage him for 13 and 9 + the 11 from the race = game
WIN by a few
GAME 6:LS vs Chris Gogolen endor tie
This is a good matchup for me. First race destiny i stack battle plan( key card, but since the race wont take alot of turn i decide to stack it and when the race over track it)
i flip early but i have hard time finding charater so my damage is limited to a few force a turn, instead of insane amount ( maybe not insane, but huge:)
and he is draining for 7, my plan was to get battle plan to make him pay for i drain but like a dumb @ss i track like a donkey and miss my battle plan so he can drain for 9 with is 2 force left and i die :(
LOSE by 2
GAME 7:DS vs Alex Klamrodt QMC ( Alex is my nemesis, this is the guy i have lost the most game in my SW life )
i do damage fast and furios and the race damage is too much
WIN by 28
GAME 8:LS vs Raphael BHBM
This game s-uck out of space dinosaur balls
EDITOR NOTE #2: like every body know out of space dinosaur have much more bigger balls then earth dinosaur
EDITOR NOTE #3: don’t think iam crazy when i wrote stupid stuff like the editor note #2, i just smoke too much weed :( or :) weed is cool so :)
EDITOR NOTE #4:dont smoke weed, weed is bad for your body, but good for your mind:)
back to the game, where was i? hmmmmm! ha yeah i remember. This game s-uck out of space dinosaur balls, if i win Raph is out, if Raph win iam in unless Chu or Klamrodt win by 30 and more or if Martin win by less then 5 or lose
Martin make a time win and Chu win by 23 and i lose by 8
TOP 4
1-Chris Gogolen
2-Raphaël Asselin
3-Jonathan Chu
4-Yannick Lapointe
Chris choose LS since he know is DS have a weakness against profit, even if he won during the tourney.
he dont really know how to play against my deck and lose horribly ( i didnt even start the race)
WIN by who care iam in the final
Raph chose Ls since he beat Clint with it and it is the same matchup.
EDITOR NOTE #5: Read Chu repot to know in detail what happen during this game.
FINAL
The Yellow Menace VS The Crusher
WYS vs Senator
really good game, i make a few minor mistake
EDITOR NOTE #6: minor mistake = mistake that change nothing in the game, it is just that you forget something or stuff and you dont play a perfect game.
EDITOR NOTE #7: why should i describe the final, Chu already did and he did a great job about it
LOSE by 13
Podprofit vs brangus porn star
WIN by 15 with 17 cards in hand
so i finally win a tourney this year HURRAY!
i grab my money and we go to peel pub, you can eat for cheap i mean really cheap and you can also drink for average price.
We are 14 me and Raphael decide to pay for the bunch
EDITOR NOTE #8:at this place you can get a spaghetti for 99 cents if you by a drink and sunday you get chiken wing for 9 cents. i told you the food was cheap:)
PROPS:
every body
SLOPS:
nobody
Yannick "2001 World Champion" Lapointe
See also
- 2001 Montreal DPC
- Yannick Lapointe
- Tournament reports
- DeckTech tournament reports
- 2001 Montreal DPC Yannick Lapointe DS
Sources
- dpc-montreal-sex-drug-and-peel-pub, stephenskilton.com
- dpc-montreal-sex-drug-and-peel-pub (GitHub Pages)
References
- ↑ dpc-montreal-sex-drug-and-peel-pub, DeckTech (Yannick "Crusher" Lapointe, 20 August 2001). Preservation copy: GitHub Pages.