Mike Blumberg Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner)
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Mike Blumberg Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner) is the Light constructed list Mike Blumberg posted on DeckTech.[1]
Deck info
- Player: Mike Blumberg
- Published: 20 April 2001 (DeckTech)
- Published title: Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner)
- Format: Premiere - Tatooine
- Side: Light
- Starting Card: Local Uprising
- Starting Interrupt: Don't Tread On Me
- GEMP Importable deck: Download (omits Rebel Scanners: not in GEMP)
- Strategy: Lando Calrissian The Universal Playboy Has done it again. Bang Bang ahhhhh....
Decklist
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Objective Character
Device Weapon Vehicle |
Location Effect
Interrupt
Jedi Test Admiral's Order |
The post also lists 1x Rebel Scanners, which matches no known card; it is shown as posted and counted in the published total.
Original post
Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner)
- Author: Mike "Rushe" Blumberg
- Published: April 20, 2001
- Rating: 3.0
- Description: Lando Calrissian The Universal Playboy Has done it again. Bang Bang ahhhhh....
Strategy
Ive added 3 cards to help Lando Universal Playboy in his quest for more alien poontang.
They are Jurri juice...Blue Milk...and Tight Squeeze.
Col Cracken has also added a Hypo to the deck.
Original card list
Start
Objective Local Uprising
Cloud City The Casino
Starting Interupt Dont Tread On Me
Characters
Lando Calrissian (Universal Playboy)
Wioslea (Ho Bag 1)
Leesub Sirln (Ho Bag 2)
Princess Leia (Landos B.itch)
Laudica(ho bag3)
Han Solo (Universal Douche Bag)
Luke Skywalker (semi Jedi Knight)
Dash Rendar (Universal Stud)
Mirax (The slut)
Oola (The stripper)
Mon Mothma (The Madam)
Jess (The Charmer)
Dice Ibegon (Sucker Face)
Camie (Centerfold)
3PO with His Parts showing
Col Cracken ( Crack Dealer)
Anakins Saber (leias Vibrator)
Magnetic Suction Tube x4 (If you dont know what these are for...dont ask)
Hidden Compartment(For Col Cracken)
Vehicle
Air 2 Racing Swoop (Landos Pimp Mobile)
With Hydraulic lift and button tuck crush velvet interior
Effects
For Luck
Beggar
Gamblers Luck x3
Smugglers Blues x3
Hiding In The Garbage
Rycar Ryjerd
Asteroid Sanctuary x2
Strike Planning
Im With You 2
Rebel Scanners
Lets Keep a Little Optimism Here
CRACK SHOT
Interrupts and Misc.
Insertion Planning x4
How did we get into this mess x3
Jedi Test #5
Found Someone You Have
Never Tell Me the Odds ( You a.sshole)
Sorry About the Mess x4
Choke (The Chicken)
Youll Find Im Full Of Surprises
Cloud City Sabacc
Admirals Order No Questions Asked
The strategy
Lando goes to the Casino in his Air 2 racing swoop pimp mobile.
Lando meets up with Han and Leia. Leia says to Han...ooooooooooooooo Its Lando Calrissian Universal Playboy I got to git me some of dat The suave debonair Lando replies to Leia....On your knees b.itch and make me respect you.....In comes Dash rendar with Wioslea and Leesub on his arms to get the party really going........Laudica and Camie have a little girl girl thingy going on at the casino bar and all the while poor limp d.ick Han is at the Sabacc table getting his head handed to him by Muritoc Yine and friends and losing all his credits.
This deck has absolutely no way to win what so ever but it has won the Puerto Rican state championship because everyone bowed to LANDO CALRISSIAN UNIVERSAL PLAYBOYS motto of Peace and Love not war brutha and everyone conceded each match so the win differential was the highest in the history of star wars. It was 6-0 with a differential of +340.
Please rate the deck accordingly for comedy sake. Thanks and enjoy.
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See also
Sources
- Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner), decktech.net
- Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner), stephenskilton.com
- Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner) (GitHub Pages)
References
- ↑ Lando Universal Playboy (Puerto Rico States Winner), DeckTech (Mike "Rushe" Blumberg, 20 April 2001). Preservation copies: Stephen Skilton; GitHub Pages.